Old Pete has a theory about why he raids the cracker aisle every single shift. Berny has a better one, and it involves his brain doing something behind his back. Roz just wants everyone to stop dropping crumbs on her desk.
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A woman walks in holding a single gummy like it might detonate, demanding someone talk her out of eating it, or into it, she hasn't decided. Berny offers patience. Roz offers the truth, whether anyone wants it or not. There's no magic number that'll save her from herself, just a slow wait and a phone that won't stop buzzing.
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Old Pete finds a forgotten jar in the back of the shop and declares it a casualty of time. Roz isn't so sure that's the right diagnosis. What follows is a quiet disagreement about the difference between expired and just old, and a museum-worthy discovery neither of them can agree on how to feel about.
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Gary wants a higher THC number. Berny wants him to trust his nose instead. Roz just wants to be left alone with her coin. Only one of them is going to walk away satisfied, and it isn't the guy holding the jar.
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A new customer at Stone & Fern is convinced his order got swapped, and he's not leaving without an explanation. Roz has her own theory. Berny has a different one. Somewhere between the two of them lies the truth about what actually happened to the jar.
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